I'm sorry it's been a while...

Hey everyone (six people.) Sorry it has been a while since my last post, I've been spending almost all of my free time scrubbing this symbol off of almost every surface of our house. I normally wouldn't be too concerned except it seems that about 70% of the time its painted on in a mixture of frog semen and fish blood. Still trying to figure out how she gets ahold of those... substances... in such large quantities. She seems to be slowing down with her "artistic hobby" a bit so I'll try and keep you updated more often.
Hugs and kisses!
xoxo
Andrew

Jessica told me last Thursday that come Saturday she would be hosting a party for her work associates and that I needed to leave the house for a few hours. I had no problem with this but five minutes down the road I realized that I had forgotten my phone. I came back home to grab it and stumbled upon an empty house except for these three and a bowl of candy. I have yet to confront her about the "party," more to come.

Stumbled upon this little number this morning when I woke up. Jessica was gone and I'm concerned.

This is me (right) and my sister Jessica (left). Yesterday I moved out of my dorm and in to her house in Salt Lake City. We will be spending the summer living together and I will be sharing the strange and disturbing things she does on a day to day basis. Please enjoy.